Short Stories, Jokes and Laughter as Medicine

[astro]

Hi to Everyone,

Our Broodcock had asked me to give some short and true story/ies for entertainment and/or to forget some bad times sa sabong ( iyong talo lang ha). However, I request that anyone who has some short story/ies and jokes that they can share with Cyberfriends are most welcome to reveal and share it here for everyone's consumption.

Galapong, EAA Indians dito ko itutuloy ang kuwento ko tungkol sa patakbuhan ng manok sa sabong fareast and southasia.

Any comment please from Broodcock and Battlecocks before I start the first story?

Regards,

Astro

[Kidd Sentencia]

Astro, we're waiting...go ahead, we want to hear your stories...

Kidd

[Galapong]

Astro,
Nasaan na ang kuwento mo?

Keep em game and fighting

Galapong

[Kidd Sentencia]

Ang tagal naman ni Astro eh, kaya ako na mag-uumpisa...hehehe, ano pa ba ang bago.

May pagka-hayop kanan ito, kaya pwede dito…hehehe

Nangyari ito around 1985...sa Clark AB, to my to-be kumpare to the bone, back-2-back, as I was the ninong of his eldest and he was of mine--just a month apart.

Him and me really do party a lot...young pinoy GIs at Clark AB, what can one expect. We pulutan kambing a lot of times and he probably got tired of it and want to try or try again aso. Then one day he called me up and said he happened to be at the aso-pond of the base and huuuuuuu, there's plenty of pulutans in there...just pick one up...free!

I was not so enthusiastic, but I said yeah-ye, as we hardly say no to each other (I had enough of aso in Pangasinan when I was young and have never tried it again for years). The reasons--I have posted here...dig deep...hehehe.

Anyway, my kumpare picked up one.

Before that happened, weeks before, my kumpare has his Toyota Corona (macho) refurbished...body repaired, new paint, new upholstery--the type that shines. It was really very appealing.

Having picked up the aso right after lunchtime, he left the poor thing inside the car. Although he cracked the windows, you know how's the general temperature in PI especially during sunny weather and that been the situation at that time.

At quitting time (SMB time), he called me and said, follow my car as I swing by your building. So, there he is, broooom, I followed. He always has this Caucasian airman riding with him, as they are next-door neighbor and works in a same place together. He stopped right outside the main gate of Clark...guess what that place is called: Astro Park! A grassy softball field. They parked, and me followed beside them, when my kumpare stepped out, he grabbed the aso and sakal it right there...hehehe, the airman tried to stop him, and begging-wondering what in the hell he is doing?

Your guess is right...hehehe, the aso bit, chewed up, and scratched up the interior of my kumpare's car that it made the inside looks like having a grenade-blast effect.

So, with the airman pulling my kumpadre's hand, the aso got loose and ran. My kumpare gave chase right away and the airman chased after him...and I, almost died laughing, nakatihaya sa damo looking at an aso running scared, my kumpare chasing it, and the airman chasing him...huuuu. I'm laughing MAO right now 2...hehehe.

Kidd

oh, ikaw naman...hehehe

[astro]

Aray ko...Bukol...Sakit po Kuya Eddie. Did you say sa Astro Park! or Aso Park?

I feel uncomfortable really to start a kuento, hinintay ko muna si Broodcock and still waiting for the Battlecocks/Hen and Stags to do his kuento para mahiyang si Aso ay mali... si Astro pala.

Astro

[Kidd Sentencia]

Astro, yan talaga ang pangalan nuong park sa harap ng Clark AB. Tanong mo sa mga taga Angeles or karatig pook...hehehe.

Kung hihintayin mo pa yung mga sinabi mo, aba eh, puputi na yung mga black sumatra diyan eh hindi pa namin mababasa ang kuwento mo...ngiiii...hehehe.

Kidd

[whooper]

Tama iyong sinabi ni Kidd Astro Park nga iyong pangalan ng park sa harap ng CAB.

Whooper

[astro]

Whooper if that is true so be it. Mind you Guys..Who is best man's friend? I think everyone know's the answer.

Okay, wari ko ay inip na inip na si Kasamang Galapong sa kuento ko.

Buri mo ng marinig Galapong?

Kapa mo, bago ko simulan ang aking kuento ay
nais kong mag-excuse muna sa kasama na si Kalbo-ka, si llamadista dahil mga characters sila dito sa kuento. " Bato bato sa banwa umituran ememwa".Ano ba ang ibig sabihin noon. Si Edwin na lang ang magpaliwanag sainyo kung ano ang ibig sabihin noon.

Itutuloy.....

Astro


[This message has been edited by astro (edited 07-20-2001).]

[astro]

See di si Edwin ang tumawa. Saka na siguro ipapaliwanag ni Edwin ang remaining sentence.
Edwin, mali ang turo sa akin ng Ermat ko.

Di bali subukan ko uli.

Mayap a abak kekyungan at kaluguran. Nokarin tamu munta? Di salikut ka king lalam na ning **** ay tete pala.

Edwin ipaliwanag mo uli. Pero di ka na tatawa ha.

So Edwin puede na akong adopted brother ha.

Masayu ku. Kasi bigay ka libre Dee Cox.

Komuta na ka ken. Sana parati kang masaya at masikan a katawan at marayu keng nanumang kapanamdaman.

Itutoly....

Astro

[EAA Indians]

There was a big commontion at Jones Bridge in Manila. A man is attempting to commit suicide and the police and rescue teams were there including a priest. So, they persuaded the man to at least talk to the priest about his problem. The priest asked the man, what is your problem? Father, I am a sabongero and for years my wife has been complaining and threatening to leave me if I do not quit sabong. She bitches and goes ballistic everytime before I leave for the cockpit and it brings hard luck to my sabong. I tried everything to convince her. And yesterday, she said she is leaving me. I do not want to lose her because I love my wife and my kids but I also love sabong. So, the best solution is to end everything here. No no no, don't jump, at least allow me to talk to your wife and resolve the problem. The sabongero was waiting for a while and was getting very edgy. After 3 hours, the priest came back and very seriously said. "I spoke to your wife and...... Sabongero couldn't wait...so what did she say, did she change her mind and will stay? The priest repeated, ...after talking to your wife for a long time and I agree with you that she goes ballistic.....I think the best route to take is to jump!!!

[Rattlesnake]

That was a good one EAA. Here's one...

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and comeback later". The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," & she processed his social security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have
dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too." //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/crazy.gif zzzzzzzzz


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Abu Ahas

[This message has been edited by Rattlesnake (edited 07-21-2001).]

[Rattlesnake]

Hoy, hindi ito si ako ha.. just story telling..//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/crazy.gif //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/lol.gif

"Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last month was my 42nd birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She Didn’t even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday, "I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better, someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. All were singing Happy Birthday...

and there on the couch I sat... naked."


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Abu Ahas

[EAA Indians]

Rattlesnake or Abu Ahas....are you speaking from experience about the social security and dissability benefits? //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Galapong]

What is the difference between a gamecock and a prostitute?

[Oplod]

The fighting cock buckles while the frustitutes unbuckles.

[astro]

AA Indians, RSnake, Galapong & Oplod, I like that it is really funny, hehehehe, hahahaha.

Laughter is the best medicine, is'nt Guys? especially when somebody is lonely, try to console or make him/her laugh by using a trick such as jokes.However, ang hirap tumawa pag talo tayo sa sabong,di ba mga prens si SMB ang ating dinidiskitahan.Kaya iyon lasing Kidd nasipa ng Red Horse.hehehehe. Kidd ikaw uli..kuento para kamutin ko ang aking likiliki para matawa ako.hehehehe.

Malongkot ku.. kasi di ka kuento sa akon.

Astro

[This message has been edited by astro (edited 07-21-2001).]

[Kidd Sentencia]

Astro, hehehe...kamutin mong kili-kili mo tapos amuyin mo yang kamay mo, aruuuu...hahaha, mas matatawa ka siguro...ngayon lang nakatawa ka na eh...pustahan tayo...hehehe.

Prosti at Gamecock Diff? (Galapong). hmmmm, parehong they fly by day and night...parehong bayaran, parehong pwedeng lapnos ang bulsa mo...hehehe. Ang difference siguro eh manok at tao kasi...pero eto ang akin: pag hinimas mong prosti, paktay kay esmi...pag hinimas manok, lusot ka pa kay esmi...hehehe.

yon lang muna...

Kidd

[Kidd Sentencia]

Eto pa sa difference:

Pag ginamit mong prosti, lagay mo supot sa tari mo. Pag manok, tanggal mo supot ng tari niya...hehehe.

Kidd

[Kidd Sentencia]

hahaha...kaya pala si Senyang eh devastating.

So, pag sinabing "bagyo" and wankata, mag-ingat ka...ang sabong mo eh dapat Cyberfriends style lang...unay-unay...hehehe.

Kidd

[Galapong]

Sagot::
The difference between a gamecock and a prostite..sabi ng gamecock cock-a-doodle-doo
sabi naman ng prostitute any-cock'll-doo
//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/teeth.gif ayos ba mga chong...

Keep em game and fighting

Galapong

[Kidd Sentencia]

Ayos! Galapong...hehehe.

Sabi nga nuong janitor sa NASA duon sa meeting ng mga sayangtis eh, da onli way you can go to the sun is to travel at night!...

hehehe,

Kidd

[Kidd Sentencia]

For those apart with their room mates, and those who are having a not so good day with their room mates, have a beer! Here's

15 Reasons Why a Beer is better than a Woman…hehehe.

1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.

4. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.

5. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head.

6. Hangovers go away.

7. When you’re finished with a beer the bottle is still worth a few pesos/cents/pence. – this is gross... hehehe.

8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it taste good.

9. A beer always goes down easy.

10. You can share a beer with your friends.

11. Beer is always wet.

12. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.

13. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

14. A frigid beer is a good beer.

15. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

from a pub I visited today after a few months absence=3 pints of cider down on a Sunday early evening…hehehe.

pikon==talo, isports lang ha!

Kidd

[astro]

Kidd okay iyan sinabi mo na iyan. Saan mo ba pinag-kukuha iyan? Palaging lusot tayo niyan kay Ismi. Pero masarap ang SMB pagnaglalaro tayo ng chess at billard, lalo na hindi makatira ang kalaban mo. Mas okay iyan pag nanalo ka rin sa derby o kaya sa hacks. Isa pa nga riyan..na beer iyong malamig...Aaah sarap Pare ko.

Teka muna kuento mo tayo, noong na-assigned ako sa Hong Kong noong gawin namin ang Tyen Mun Highway sa New Territories,Kowloon tuwing Sabado ng hapon ay pumupunta kami sa downtown of Kowloon para mag-inom ng malamig na beer,kung tawagin ang restaurant doon as Little Manila. Siyempre, barkada paramihan ng inom hangang sa medyoo malasing lang. Noong pauwi na kami,habang naglalakad papunta sa sasakyan bus, iyon dalawa kong kasama ay naihi. Palihasay sa atin sanay tayo na umihi kahit saan. Iyong dalawang kasama ko na Pinoy din ay umihi sa side ng isang bakod. Kaso nakita sila ng Pulis Hong Kong at sinita ang aking mga kasama. Ang sita ng Pulis sa kanila ay ito " don't you know that it is against the law" dahil medyo lasing ang dalawa kong kasama eh ang sagot ba naman " no this is not against the law, this is against the wall".Di ko mapigil ang aking pag tawa.. Eh.. lalong nagalit iyong Pulis kaya nakalabuso ang aking kasama.Di ko alam ko ano ang gagawin ko, kaya sumama na rin ako sa kanila para alamin ko kung saan sila dadalahin. Ay naku mga prens ang laking balita iyon sa Hong Kong noon.

Astro

[Rigolleto]

Saw this item from Diario Filipino, a Filipino community newspaper here in Auckland and I would like to share it here

"ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES", have fun !!!!

1) At a Megalink ATM "OOF LINE"
2) On a wall in La Loma St "Huli ihi, putol
****"
3) A PLDT sign read "SLOW MEN AT WORK"
4) "Welcome to the Philippines, the only
Catholic country in Asia" and directly
under the sign "BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS"
5) Along a highway in Pampanga
"We make modern and antique furnitures"
6) On a building in Cebu
"Atty Domingo Carriedo, Notary Public"
"Tumatangap din ng labada tuwing Linggo"
7) On a self service restaurant in Cebu
"Please help our comfort room clean"
8) In a Baguio grocery
"Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here"
9) On a house besides an auto repair shop
"No Parking and Repair Here"
10) Sign at PHILCOA
"No Crossing Pedestrians Will Be Fined"
11) In Cubao "None ID, Nothing Entry"
12) On a parking lot in Malate
"Taxi and outside cars not allowed"
13) On a convent "2nd Floor Upstairs"
14) In a Baguio country club
"Temporary Close"
15) "Sorry for the inconvenient, your taxes
are working for you"
16) Billboard at a construction in Baclaran
"Erection Going On"
17) On a cracked lopsided wall along Libis QC
"Danger Wall is Falling"
18) On a bank in Timog Avenue
"No Parking For Customers Only"
19) Along Paco "Mabuhay Funeral Parlor"
20) Office clinic in Sta Cruz
"Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D"
21) Along Luneta Boulevard
"Bawal Tumae sa Bulevard"
22) On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue
"We sell artificial fresh flowers"
23) On a restaurant window in Baguio
"Wanted: Boy Waitress"
24) In a carinderia "Cooking ng ina mo"
right across "Cooking ng ina mo rin"
25) In Chinatown "Le Cheng Tea House"
26) On a street in San Juan
"Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito"
27) On a truck in Caloocan
"Kung nababasa mo ito, pag-nautot ako,
ma-aamoy mo"
28) At an abandoned street repair site
"Your taxes working for you"
29) In an old concrete wall in Sampaloc
"Matapang lang ang iihi dito"
30) Somewhere in Mandaluyong
"Bawal Omehi, Ang Maholi, Bog-bog"
31) Somewhere along San Andres
"No urinating on over the walls"
32) A vacant lot near Makati Avenue
"Don't Parking"


[This message has been edited by Rigolleto (edited 07-27-2001).]

[Galapong]

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She
immediately says "Father remember psalm
139 verses 23&24"
The priest apologises profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove
his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at
her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.
The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 139 verses 23&24" Once again the priest
apologises "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak". Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.
Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm
139 verses 23&24 it said : (look it up)


Now you guys fill this in: The moral of the story is______________


Keep em game and fighting

Galapong

[MattDunne]

I hpe this one doesnot get me into trouble!!!
2 men were standing at the toilet.One man takes a casual glance at the other and said "how did you get one so long" the other man smiles and say's "When I was a boy my mother Tied a Heavy weight to it and it streched." A couple of weeks later they met up again and the second man said" Did you take my advice" and the first man said " Yes butt it have only half worked" what do you mean said the second man. The first mah replied"WEll it hasn't lenghtened but it has turned black"

[Kidd Sentencia]

Matt, just like I heard...

3 fifth graders in a school's bathroom able to glance at each other's material while using the urinals. The two on the sides were amazed how the one in the middle got
4-times larger than theirs (I won't mention his race...hehehe). How could that be?

Kidd

[MattDunne]

My wife showed me a fax with this on it today

You may be married to a Filipina when:

1 You are expected to read her mind just by watching her eyebrows move up and down and whuch way her lips are pointed

2 all her relatives think your name is Joe

3 your inlaws take 10 years to acknowledge your existance and to call you by somthing other then "that white guy"
4 the only white meat she likes is you,and that is if your lucky

5 You are married 5 years before you realise that "ARAY" doesn"t mean "OOH BABY"

6 she and the kids are allways saying "Daddy utot" and you still don"t know what it means but they think it"s Funny"

7 You still dont know the difference between "Manong" and "Manok"

8 Before you go there on holidays her sisters fax you a10 page "BILIN" list which says "Suggestion only"

9 She uses an umbrella even when it's not raining
10 instead of a dowry you recieve a bill for the wedding and honeymoon

This wasn't ment to offend anyone I just thought it is funny

[astro]

Tokayong Rigoletto, Galapong,Kidd & Matt, I like that... anymore? Our friends are eager to know some of our stories and jokes. Since, medyo hiyang na si Astro.. puede ng ituloy ang kanyang kuento.

Dakal a salamat kekayung kayabe at kabalen. Ituki dakayo keng pamamasyal agyang alikayu mumunta kareng lugar a pintalan kuna ampong pipag-obrahan keng menlabas a panaun.

Iyong hindi makaintindi ng salitang Kapanpangan, ang ibig sabihin nito ay ganiri.

Maraming salamat mga kasama at kababayan. I will take you all for a journey without flying to the places I have reached and worked for the past years..

Is the translation correct Edwin?

Itutuloy....

Astro




[This message has been edited by astro (edited 07-29-2001).]

[Kidd Sentencia]

Songs of Sabong...eto pwede niyong dagdagan.

"We are the Champions" (Queen)
I wish I can play this song after every time I sabong...hehehe.

"3-time Loser" (Rod Stewart)
eto yung na-000 ka sa 3-cock...hehehe

"Revenge is Sweet" (Nazareth)
Pag naka 0-1 ka sa two-cock

"Against the Wind" (Bob Seger)
pag kalaban mo ay UCAP...hehehe.

"Desperado" (Eagles)
Pag laging talo...hehehe

"Nothing compares 2U" (Sinead O'Connor)
yung paborito mong multi-winner...ace

"Blowing in the Wind" (Bob Dylan)
pag pilay na ang manok mo...patalo na...yung datong mo eh blowing in the wind na rin...hehehe

Kidd

[Galapong]

Originally posted by Galapong:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She
immediately says "Father remember psalm
139 verses 23&24"
The priest apologises profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove
his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at
her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.
The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 139 verses 23&24" Once again the priest
apologises "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak". Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.
Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm
139 verses 23&24 it said : (look it up)


Now you guys fill this in: The moral of the story is______________


Keep em game and fighting

Galapong



To finish this story: So the priest looked up
Psalm 134 verses 23 & 24 and it says "Search me, try me and see if there be any wicked way in me and lead me in Glory"

Moral of the Story:
You should always be well informed in your job or you will loose a great opportunity..
//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/teeth.gif


Keep em game and fighting

Galapong

[astro]

Galapong, it's a nice story or anecdote. More please mga kasama...How about llamadista9? Igua ka baga na storya? Sige na Noy, banat na, saro lang.

Astro

[Kidd Sentencia]

For the need of joke (it was hectic today--darn SB345)...luckily it's Friday...will go fishing tomorrow...hehehe.

BULLETIN:

The Occupational Safety and Health Admnistration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity of my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn.

Thank you,

Beavis

[astro]

Kidd, how was your fishing expedition? Mayroon ka bang nahuli na sting ray, tuna or barakuda? Ang sarap na ihihaw noon sa uling as per Oplod.

I think I have to start some of my stories now, a non-fiction so that you may know my experiences and what have had happened in the other parts of the planet while I am roaming around in Far East, South Asia and Europe (Germany and Switzerland. I will start my story whem I was assigned as Resident Engineer in Cambodia between year 1995-1997. There we have constructed a 125kms. highway from Phenom Pheh to Sihanoukvile, a port city of Cambodia where good beaches are present. This strecth of 125kms. is heavily infested of Khmer Rouge (Red Army like NPA in PI )as well as the route is heavily planted with landmines. We are at 5-Pinoy Engineers who worked there, comprising an Ilocano, Visaya, Kapampangan, Bicol & Tagalog. We eat together and enjoy together. The first unforgetable experienced we had was when we are de-mining the stretch using a sophisticated de-mining equipment and we found a lot of asorted unexploded bombs big and small along the stretch. We have to detonate the mines and bombs thereafter. After the de-mining of bombs, the construction works starts and still there are some stray bombs left. There are times the bombs just exploded infront of a dozer and grader.It is really frightening but worth an experience.Since, the area is heavily infested with "Pogies" whenever I visited the construction site I had with me of a Plattoon of heavily armed soldiers.Even when I visited the cockpit there na patakbuhan I have a bodyguard as well....Galapong ito na ang hinihintay mo.

to be continued.... Astro

[Kidd Sentencia]

I thought you never ask...the fishing trip was fun...the catch was lousy. I caught one Halibut, about a bit longer than a feet long...another dude got one just about the same. Out of the six of us, two pinoys, two kanos, and two brits, just me and one of the kano caught a fish. However, we had a lot of fun...food, beers, and lots of laughter on the boat.

I bet you, if only I could get on Rigolleto's boat, gee, that would be great fishing!

Astro, any other "bomba" you saw at Kampuchea?...hehehe.

Kidd

[Maning]

I was a young 3rd Officer in 1983 when our ship sunk somewhere in Taiwan carrying logs from malaysia. Our ship sunk during my watch around 11 pm local time. The seas are calm but due to ships stability ( Top Heavy ) were not able to reach our destination safely.I blame the chief officer for this.At around 9 pm local time, I called the Captain because the ship is listing heavyly to the left (port side). I can't figure out, the captain is running to the bridge with underwear only.hehehe. I feel nervous also but when i saw him i keep on laughing at myself. 3rd,he quote, Get the PA and inform all hands to prepare for emergency.I can see all of them running everywhere.I told myself where are they going? I saw our Boatswain really so nervous. I told him,what are you doing? he told me he has to bring all his belongings. I told him lulubog na tayo dadalhin mo pa yang mga maleta mo? Mag excess baggage ka na sa lifeboat. hehehe. really funny! But our lives are in jeorpardy. Luckily we were able to lower our lifeboats everybody was in and after several hours in calm waters, we were pick-up by Japanese 'Copters. Know what i brought with me? my ten pieces of "Tare" hehehe. They don't know that. but, that was the first thing i secured.Hindi naman excess baggage ako no!hehehe.

[jlbs72]

BIZARRE FACTS OF THIS WORLD
*In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.
*In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
*Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
*The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
*There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
*In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
*In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that had to pass this law?)
*In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold only for the
consumption in the premises
*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
( Still not over that pig thing)
*Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.... )
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? What about the pig?!)

*A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm.... I won't touch THAT one!)
*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking bottles of? Did the govt. pay for this research??)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the.....!" )
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my Gosh! )
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez...)
*A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
*Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know some people like that.)
*Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life, I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
After reading all these, all I can say is....... Damn Those Pigs!

[Kidd Sentencia]

Interesting reading......

Good History you guys, good info too for the readers of this board...hehehe.
Read, enjoy and be proud. Share this to others if you may...like I am doing to you, although you probably have seen it.

Kidd

Founded in 1595 by Spaniards, the University of San Carlos in Cebu City,
Philippines is older than Harvard and is the oldest university in Asia.
University of Santo Tomas in Manila, established in 1611, is Asia's second
oldest.

In the Philippines, Filipinos were introduced to the English language in
1762 by British invaders, not Americans.

What is the world's 3rd largest English-speaking nation, next to the USA and
the UK? The Philippines.

The USA bought the Philippines, Puerto Rico and Guam from Spain in 1898.

The Filipino-American Independence War from 1898 to 1902 ensued, killing
4,234 Americans and how many Filipinos? 16,000 were killed in action and
200,000 died from famine and pestilence. (The Philippines lost and was
colonized until 1946.)

Los Angeles, California was co-founded in 1781 by a Filipino named Antonio
Miranda Rodriguez, along with 43 Latinos from Mexico sent by the Spanish
government.

What antibiotic did Filipino doctor Abelardo Aguilar co-discover? Hint:
Brand is Ilosone, named after Iloilo. Erythromycin.

The one-chip video camera was first made by Marc Loinaz, a Filipino inventor
from New Jersey.

The first ever international Grandmaster from Asia was Eugenio Torre who
won
at the Chess Olympiad in Nice, France in 1974.

This son of two Filipino physicians scored over 700 on the verbal portion
of
the Standardized Achievement Test (SAT)before age 13 - Kiwi Danao Camara of
Punahou School, Hawaii...

Edward Sanchez, a Mensa member, bagged the grand prize in the first
Philippine Search for Product Excellence in Information Technology.

Who was the Filipino-American dancer who scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT?
Joyce Monteverde of California.

Who invented the fluorescent lamp? Thomas Edison discovered the electric
light and the fluorescent lighting was thought up by Nikola Tesla. But the
fluorescent lamp we use today was invented by Agapito Flores (a Cebu man
named Benigno Flores of Bantayan Island, according to the Philippine Daily
Inquirer), a Filipino scientist.

Americans helped then-Philippine leader Ramon Magsaysay to develop it for
worldwide commerce. (Yes! Many foreigners have noted that the Filipino
population has Asia's highest rates of inventors and international beauty
queens.)

Two Filipina beauties, Gloria Diaz and Margie Morgan, chosen as Miss
Universe in 1969 and 1973.

Pure- or part-Filipino celebrities in American showbiz include Von Flores,
Tia Carrere, Paolo Montalban, Lea Salonga, Ernie Reyes Jr., Nia Peeples,
Julio Iglesias Jr., Lou Diamond Phillips, Phoebe Cates and Rob Schneider.

The first Filipino act to land a top hit on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart
in the 1960s was the group Rocky Fellers of Manila. Sugar Pie deSanto
(father was from the Philippines), The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
(according to the October 1984 article "Prince in Exile" by Scott Isler in
the magazine Musician), Jaya, Foxy Brown and Enrique Iglesias followed.

Pure Filipinos who made success in minor charts were Jocelyn Enriquez aka
Oriental Madonna, Buffy, Pinay and (Ella May) Saison.

Latina-American pop star Christina Aguilera lost to Filipina vocalist
Josephine Roberto aka Banig during the International Star Search years ago.
In a mid-1999 MTV chat, she said that competing against someone of Banig's
age was "not fair."

Besides gracing fashion magazine covers, this international supermodel from
Manila had walked the runways since the 1970s for all the major designers,
like Calvin Klein, Chanel, Christian Dior, Christian Lacroix, Donna Karan,
Gianni Versace and Yves Saint Laurent - Anna Bayle.

Who is the personal physician of United States Pres. William Clinton?
Eleanor "Connie" Concepcion Mariano, a Filipina doctor who was the youngest
captain in the US Navy.

The first Filipino-American in US Congress was Virginia Rep. Robert
Cortez-Scott, a Harvard alumnus.

Distinguished British traveler-writer A. Henry Savage Landor, thrilled upon
seeing a Bicol landmark in 1903, wrote: "Mayon is the most beautiful
mountain I have ever seen, the world-renowned Fujiyama (Mt.Fuji) of Japan
sinking into perfect insignificance by comparison." Mayon has the world's
most perfect cone.

Filipinos had their first taste of Mexican chili and corn during the
Manila-Acapulco galleon trade (1564-1815). In return, Mexico's people had
their initial taste of tamarind, Manila mango and a Filipino banana called
racatan or lakatan.

Who's the Filipina senator popular for her colorful jargon, delivered in a
mile-a-minute speed and in a weird Harvard-meets-Ilonggo accent? Atty.
Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

The first female president of the Philippines sworn into office in 1986 was
Corazon Cojuangco Aquino. Her maiden name is Chinese...

In a March 31, 1997 article, The New York Times reported that the CIA
manipulated Philippine elections: "(CIA operative Col. Edward Lansdale)
essentially ran the successful presidential campaign of Defense Minister
Ramon Magsaysay in the Philippines in 1953."

Who was the first Asian and/or Filipino to snatch America's Pulitzer Prize?
Philippines Herald war journalist Carlos P. Romulo in 1941. (He was also the
first Asian to become UN President.)

The first two Filipino-Americans to garner the same award 56 years later
were Seattle Times'Alex Tizon and Byron Acohido, who part-Korean.

Filipino writer Jose Rizal could read and write at age 2, and grew up to
speak more than 20 languages, including Latin, Greek, German, French and
Chinese. What were his last words? "Consummatum est!" ("It is done!")

"What's still most impressive to me about the Philippines is the
friendliness of the people, their sense of humor...," wrote Honolulu
journalist John Griffin in a 1998 visit to Manila.
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PASS THIS ON TO OTHER FILPINOS/FILIPINAS

[astro]

Thrilling story Maning,jlbs72 it is interesting to know and Kidd a good historian of PI. I like that.

Kidd, kung sa "bomba" marami alin ba ang gusto mo iyon while legs or iyong umu-usok?

I have to continued my story of my escapades in Cambodia hinterlands, one afternoon around 4pm, we are concreting a bridge foundation in the mid-section of the 125Kms. stretch when our security men spotted a group of "Pogies" approaching our area. Upon seing it, they made an early shooting so that they can not go near us.We are very much surprised such that we have to take cover for our safety.One of my co-Engineer said to me, Pare uwi na tayo sa Pinas, baka mamatay tayo dito sa heart attack if not by stray bullets or landmines.I have to console him and we leave the place of work back to Phnom Penh city were we are staying...

to be continued... Astro

[Rattlesnake]

Hoy! Tawa naman diyan! kolecsiyon ito ng Sari-saring Kalokohan: //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/lol.gif //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/crazy.gif

KNOW the movie "MULAN?"
Part four na yon!
First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat,"
Tapos "Mambon," saka pa lang "Mulan"
Coming soon na ang "Magyo,"
Next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw".

SABI nila nauubos na raw ang mga puno, isda at ibon sa mundo.
Ang masakit pa rito ay dahan-dahan daw namamatay ang mga unggoy
Kaya naalala agad kita...ingat ka ha?

If you were my CRUSH, I would admire you
If you were my FRIEND, I would treasure you
If you were ME, grabe mag artista ka na,
Sayang ka!

WHEN I was lost you were there,
When I was down you were there.
When I was heartbroken you were there.
When I got really sick you were there.
ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?

I sent an angel to watch over you kanina
He/She returned to me and said: "GRABE! ANG CUTE NIYA!" Binatukan ko nga, Kasi sabi ko ikaw ang bantayan, Hindi kung sinu-sino.

Anong saging ang mataba? SABA
Anong saging ang maliit? SE?ORITA
Yung sinusubo pati balat?.. T? sirit na? Esep..esep..!
Ano pa eh di TURON!!! Huwag esepsama!

I live a very difficult life. I always get hurt whenever people call me cute, Heartthrob and gorgeous. It really hurts inside...totoo pala, The truth hurts!!!

In the U.S, they have BILL CLINTON, JOHNNY CASH, BOB HOPE and STEVIE WONDER.
In the Philippines, we have ERAP, NO BILL, NO CASH and NO HOPE.....NO WONDER!!!

Breaking News: Former Presidential Spokesman
Fernando Barican's dual citizenship has just been confirmed. He is half-Filipino and half-Filipina! DIOS KO DAY!!


Did you know that Brother Mike Velarde kicked
out all the gays from EL SHADDAI? As a result, they got mad and formed their very own DIOSKODAI.

Q: Why are typhoons named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild. And when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Witness: Pagkatapos ng krimen naghiwa-hiwalay na kami.
Translator: After the crime, we became sepa-separated.

Anong kalagayan ni pooh? POOHR
Anong gusto niyang car? RAV POOHR
Saaan siya nakatira? Sa POOH-NO,
Anong itsura niya? POOH-GI
Anong favorite color? POOH-SCHIA,
Sinong mas cute pa kay Pooh? AKO POOH!!!

A-you're Attractive
B-you're Brave,
C-you're Cute,
D-you're a Darling,
E-you're Exciting,
F-you're Funny,
G-you're so Great,
H-you're Heavenly,
I-I'm
J-Just,
K-Kidding......bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Abu Ahas

[Kidd Sentencia]

Abu Ahas, walang bola ito...natawa talaga ako duon sa huli...nag-sa-ako ikaw?...hehehe,

kidding din...

Kidd

[Kidd Sentencia]

Isumbong mo kay Tulfo...hehehe, natawa lang ako talaga duon sa "horse manure" niya...I hated this guy during the Webb rape/murder case, but I like what he is doing right now...exposing this bad dude panfilo.

http://www.inq7.net/met/2001/aug/11/met_14-1.htm

[Sundowner]

A nun asked this question to the three Altar boys from Ireland, Mexico, and Philippines. Whena person dies what part of the body will enter the door first leading to heaven for everlasting life? The boy from Mexico answered; it is the head Mother. Why it’s the head? Asked the nun. I remember during my Grandfather’s funeral I saw this guys pushing the casket to mausoleum head first. So, it has to be the head. I don’t agree with that , said the boy from Ireland. What’s your answer? It has to be the hand Mother, because as you can see in any Churches , I observed all the pictures of the Angels with both wings up in the air flying and that wings represents the two hands of a person. Good point. How about you Jose? What is your version? I disagree with both of them. Why is that? Asked the nun. Because, just before I decided to be an Altar boy in the Philippines, I remember my Father come home late from cockfight drunk, hurriedly waking-up my Mother about the good news. He just won the derby by himself. So my mother demanded for the winning money. Of course to start the celebration, my mother has to make some coffee for my Dad and freshen up. It was almost 3:00 PM and I have to use the bathroom, on my way back to my bedroom,I hear some commotion in the living room. Out of my curiosity, I tip toed and open the door slowly. I cannot believed what I saw. What did you see? I saw my Father was in top of my Mother with my Mother’s two feet way up in the air murmuring .. Oh .. my God.. my God… I am coming.. I am coming..I am coming. That is way it has to be the feet, becuase I saw it with my two eyes, and I heard it with my two ears. See, my mother is an ex-nun from England..That is nasty, sabi ng madri. na grounded toloy si Tondo boy. Adios amigos and have a nice WEEKEND..



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Sonny

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[astro]

Sundowner, aray.... nice kuento i hope it is a fiction.

Mga kasama, ituloy kong ang kuento when I was in Cambodia. A section of completed road was completed and the traffic was flowing smoothly. One evening the "Pogies" had detonated at least 3big bundles of dynamite in three locations of the road at mid-way of our project. Broomm.....3x. The following morning we heard the news and inspected the area and we found out that the completed highway have 3 large craters of approximate 15 x10meters on the 3 locations. It is really incredible why they did it. The traffic was completely cut on the said route. We have to redo it again.. Also on one of the bridges we have completed we found out some dynamite planted on the bridge sets but did not explode...

to be continued.... Astro


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[Kidd Sentencia]

Astro, I have lots of war movies on DVD...my favorites are Saving Private Ryan, Patton, When Trumpets Fade, A Bridge Too Far, Battle of the Bulge, Full Metal Jacket, Dead Presidents, Midway, and Vietnam-10,000-day War. However, I have seen these but has not yours so I will continue reading your story with enthusiasm...hehehe.

Kidd

[astro]

Kidd, thanks mayroon din pala na bumabasa sa kuento ko. Pare puede na pelikula ito, mayroon ba kayang bibili? Anyhow, i will continue my story....

Galapong ito na kuento na hinihintay mo.

One Saturday afternoon, I have visited a cockpit approximately 10Kms. from the City proper together with my security escort and my driver.My driver is previous Captain of Cambodian Army but retired. They thought I am a General of the Cambodian Army na naka civilian clothes lang. So I went to the parisan and observe and all eyes are on me, however, kunyari di ko alam na tinitingnan nila ako. There was a bulik and cock na bokal (kalbo) iyong walang balahibo sa buong leeg hangang ulo. Galing daw iyon sa Thailand and they have agreed to fight.So si "bulikpula" at si "kalbo" ang maglalaban.So tinarian na nila, to my surprise ang tari ay tinik ng kahoy about one inch ang haba. So pinarada na para magpustahan. Si "bulikpula" ang Llamado at dehado si "kalbo", so para malarga eh pumusta ako sa dehado, tinginan na naman ang mga tao, akala nila bigshot si ako. Sa madaling sabi, larga na. So laban na,mga pards and prens mayroon isang oras na wala pa rin tumatakbo.So pahinga muna, awat muna or time-out, during time-out pinunasan nila ang kani-kanilang manok. So after 30minutes bitaw uli.One hour after, wala pa rin tumatakbo, pero medyo lamang si "kalbo". So inip na inip na kami.Ito ang nag-yari mayroon isang tao na nag-sigaw na mayroon parating na mga Pogie, so takbuhan ang mga tao, pati ako at mga alalay takbo na rin kami pauwi. So walang nanalo at natalo doon sa sabong na iyon.... ay naku mga pards pagod at kaba lang ang tinamo ko roon sa scene na iyon. hehehe..

Itutuloy........ Astro



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[Kidd Sentencia]

Pareng Astro, konti pa pwede ng pelikula. Merong bibili tiyak niyan...baka pwede pa ngang pang-humanitarian funds eh...hehehe.
Anong title nga pala? Mga kasama, lagyan niyo ng title itong future pelikula ng CyberFriends!

Kidd

mga gustong maging extra, post na....hehehe.

[Sundowner]

Thanks Astro.. fiction man o non-fiction basta katatawanan. Share naman kayo diyan sa Jokes and Laughter. Ito isa para sa mga kasimanwa ko... A World WarII veteran from the Philippines is being enterviewed by a judge for his US Citizenship. Questions by the Judge: I understand you fought side-by-side with the Americans against the Japanese during the war? Yes your honor. What is your mission? Search and destroy your honor. I'll make it easy for you, said the judge. I'll just give you five simple word to use in the sentence. You know, it is very important that you learn how to speak the english language. Use the following word in the sentence: Deduct; defense; defeat and detail. Nag isip ng husto si Tanda. Your honor, I don't think I can make a sentence out of those words. I did not even finish six grade in elementary school. Well, give it a try. Okey.. Here's my sentence.. The DUCK jump over the FENCE, (itina-as pa ang kanang kamay at mustrang patalon) the FEET first, and then the TAIL. Very good..but I am afraid you just have to come back for another interview. What I am asking here is, how to use your noun, adjective, verb and etc. What is your name again? My first name is Horhi, my middle initial is W, and my last name is Talahiban. How about translate that for me in english, demanded the judge. That is easy..your honor.. That would be Jeorge W. Bush..he..he.. naka isa na naman si ako...bye..


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[Kidd Sentencia]

Sa Airport Nangyari, May Isang Galman Umiksena Eh Lagot, Pati Aquino Lagot, Etong Pati Imelda Lusot Sana, Eh Nabuko...

In memory of a great Pilipino, a patriot, a true Pinoy...Ninoy Aquino.

Kidd

[Galapong]

Silang Magkakaibigan Bumabati sa mga Seksi at Magagandang Bebot...PG-13 yan..\_/ ahhhh isa pa nga....

Pareng Astro bitin na naman ang kuwento mo eh, ang tagal parang yung chess game ninyo //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/teeth.gif

Keep em game and fighting
Galapong

[jlbs72]

Dear Xerex,

Nais kong ikuwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan noon.Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.Nadaanan ko pa si itay kanina na umiinom ng kanyang paboritong serbesa. Malakas uminom si itay. Lasenggero talaga. Busing-busy sa panonood ng basketball. championship kasi. San Miguel versus Red Bull .Maya-maya narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap. Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.
Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado niya ang pinto. Hinawakan ni
Itay ang braso ko. Nagulat ako't Napasigaw, sabi ko "ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!". Sandali lang ito sambit ni itay. hinawakan niya ang aking buhok, sabay hubad sa pantaas niyang damit. Nagmakaawa ako ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginawa. Gusto kong umiyak pero walang luhang lumabas sa aking mga mata. siguro dahil na rin sa kaba at di maipaliwanag na damdamin. Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha nang
aking tatay sa kababuyan na kanyang ginagawa. Naririnig ko si Inay na
binubulabog ang pinto. Sumisigaw na, "Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak
mo." Ngunit wala pa rin. Nagmistulang bingi si itay ay panagpatuloy ang kanyang ginagawa.pinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.
Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay. Basa ng pawis ang kanyang mukha. Nakangiti siyang sinabi sa akin na " huwag mo tong ipa-alam sa iba kung hindi papatayin kita, he...he....he..." Isinuot niya agad ang kanyang pantaas na damit at tumayo para umalis sa aking silid. Kahit nanghihina ay dahan-dahan akong humarap sa salamin. Nagulat ako sa aking nakita.
Magaling naman pala mag-make-up si Itay. Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad
ng kapa si Itay. Bakla pala siya. Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang
ginawa. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko.
Tinawag ko ulit siya sa akin silid upang magpasalamat Nagyakapan kami doon at nagiyakan.
Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.
Yours truly,
BADONG

[astro]

Pareng Galapongie, huwag kang mainip sa kuento ko, eh series ito matatapos ang kuento na ito sa GK. One scene lang at a time,like comics or Liwayway, mayroon pa ba noon ngayon?

Okay, Pareng Ponggie ituloy ko na ang aking kuento. Ang armas ng aking mga alalay kung kasama ko sa inspection ay mga ito, dalawang basoka, dalawang grenade launcher and the remaining ay lahat AK-47, mayroon din akong dala na revolver (45) at naka bullet proof pa. So palaging handa sa labanan. Iyan ang life ko sa Cambodia for more than 3-years hangang magkaroon ng coup. Nandoon ako sa city ng mag coup, pero and scene na ito ay nasa the end portion ng aking kuento.

Okay, ituloy ko na. Isang umaga around 10AM I visited the Asphalt Plant, the Plant was located around 5kms. off the main road we are constructing and about 40Kms. from the City proper.I spent just 30minutes there to check the asphalt laboratory testing and asphalt production.The In-Charge of the Laboratory is a Thailand Engineer and the remaining are local Engineers, so we left the Asphalt Plant and just after 15minutes later after we left the area, the "Pogies" had raided the place taking hostages the Thailand Engineer and some locals for ransom money.With that event, our work was completely at standstill. The negotiation for payment of ransom was made with no good results. It takes at least a month to solve the problem until the Main Contractor paid the ransom money and Thai Engineer was released and went home to Thailand and never comeback again.

Well if I stay there for a while, I don't know what will happen.....I think the story will be different.

Kidd, do you think really Astro is a lucky SOG?

to be continued......Astro

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[Kidd Sentencia]

Yes, pareng Astro...you are one Lucky SOG!

Son Of God!

Kidd

[astro]

Thanks Kidd, I am thinking of other meaning.
Maybe it is true, kasi here I am making stories about the past that really don't looks good and here we are still kicking. I hope my Pareng Galapongie ay hindi mainip sa short stories ko.

Here is another Kidd and friends, nagkaroon ako ng isang kakilala doon sa place na iyon, Pinoy din na katira sa Saigon, pumunta siya sa Phnom Penh for business trip. Nagkakuentuhan kami sa isang local restaurant with local beer or Thai Beer.Matagal ang kuentuhan namin about life answering all possible questions to each other.This man told me that he was the former pilot of the First Lady, he has business interest in South Vietnam na factory ng armas, any kind of hand weapons sa war. He told me also mayroon siyang nakabaon na kayamanan worth millions of pesos sa Pinas.He told me the approximate place where he burried it. He offerred me to get it and he will give a percentage of it in return but I declined. Millionaire nasa ako mga pards kung pumayag ako. Everytime na pumunta siya sa Phnom Penh tinatawagan niya ako at nag-iinuman kami ng malamig na beer... isa pa nga iyong SMB ang gusto ko. Nakakauhaw talaga mga pards. That time binigyan niya ako ng magnum na revolver at saka AK. So sa opisina ko mayroon doon nakaparada na mga armas, combat ready talaga.
My story about him ends like this.Two months after na umalis ako sa Phnom Penh,I heard a news that one South Vietnam Plane had crashed in Phnom Penh and he was one of the passenger.The end...it was really a trajedy. Oh! sino ba sa inyo ang gustong sumama sa pag hukay ang kayamanan.. Pls. volunteer.


to be continued ...... Astro

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[mang amboy]

astro,

interesting yong mga kuwento mo kaso bitin nga palagi. ayan ha dalawa na kami ni galapong ang nabibitin sa yo hehehehe...

hukayin mo na yong kayamanan para magkaroon ng bigtime na financer ang cyberfriends.

[Kidd Sentencia]

Walang "Bagong Lipunan" yung mga perang yon kaya No-Good na...hehehe.

Ang tunay na kayamanan ay nasa atin na...ang ating mga mahal sa buhay, ang ating mga kamag-anak (hindi lahat...hehehe), ang ating mga kaibigan, at ang ating mga "good friends" sa CyberFriends...hehehe.

Mahaba yang kuwento ni Astro; huwag kayong mainip...kung naiinip kayo, aba eh kayo naman ang magkuwento...hehehe, biro lang pero kung gusto niyo eh di makikinig din kami.

Kidd

[Sundowner]

Astro puedi ba huawag naman parating bitin ang kuento mo. Pati pag-ehi ko nabibitin na rin..nahawa na rin yata.Ikaw rin baka mag karoon ako ng sakit sa bato. Anyway, very interesting naman ang mga topic mo. Pero sayang tinangihan mo ang offer ng kaibigan mo sana madatong na ang mga Cybers at wala ng problima ang pag finance. Alam mo may kaibigan akong treasure hunter sa Pinas at nag patulong pa nga sa akin para humanap kami ng water pump na gagamitin niya dahil may kalaliman daw yong ibina-on na Gold ni Yamamoto bukod doon sa Golden Buddha. Nabili niya ang pump at naiuwi pero hanggang ngayon ay wala pa akong balita kung tagumpay ang mission niya. Kung yumaman o nag hirap sa ka gagastos. Time for YOKE eh Joke pala. Puro sabit sa Sabongan ang nangyari kay Mr. Macho. Biglang nawawala pag may sabit at lipat sa ibang bayan kung sa-an may sabong. Umabot sa tatlo ang nabiktima niya. Pero may kasabihan na walang baho na hindi ma ngangamoy. O kaya walang utang na hindi bayaran. Ito na, na tiempohan si Mr. Macho sa labas ng Sabongan at papasok pa lamang ng isa sa nabigtima niya ay humarang sa pinto upang singilin siya. Pero ayaw mag bayad at nag mamatigas pa. Dahil sa ina-akala niyang kayang-kaya niya at mas malaki siya, tapos ipinag mamalaki niya na black belt siya sa karate, tinakot itong si biktima. Hinamon ng suntokan ni Mr. Macho, sigi sabi ni Payatot. Akala mo takot ako sa iyo dahil black belt ka. Hoy..5 times winner ito at member ng liquidation team ni Ping Lacson. Nangupiti si Mr. Macho at namutla. Bayad agad siya tapos sabay hirit at baka siya naman ang mabiktima. Tapos ang kuento. Palubog na pala ang araw at mag gagarahi na si Sundowner, kaya hasta la vista. Tapos ang kuento. Galapong no hear from you for almost a week now. When is the celebration sa Chief mo? Kung ayaw mo naman kaming inbitahan ni Abu Ahas, di inbitahin namin ang sarili namin at ako na rin ang taya..

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Sonny

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[astro]

Como estas mi amigos y amiga (GD). Galapong, Mang Amboy & Sundowner ang kuento raw ay maganda pag may suspense, hindi na mabibili ang kuento natin kung wala noon. Kagaya ng mga series na comics and others palaging mayroon noon. What do you think Mr.Broodcock?
Kailangan ba baguhin ko ang ending para hindi mabitin?

Regarding kayamanan, Kidd is right ang kayamanan ay nasa atin na as Kidd had mentioned. Sa pag huhukay ng kayamanan ni Yama****a ay nagka-experienced na rin ako.Pards ubos na ang puhunan wala pa rin kaming nakita na ginto, kaya sirit na ako diyan sa scene na iyan.Hindi hanapbuhay ang labas, at saka delicado masyado, maraming mata. Kaya ng inalok sa akin ay tumangi agad ako dahil sa experienced ko noon before going abroad.

"Dime poque lloras de filicidad y porque te ahogas por la soledad de porque me tomas fuerte asi mis manos y tus pensamientos te van llevando". Ano ba iyon, Jimbo will translate it for us.

A bientot GK.( this a French word meaning see you soon guys at GK.

Astro

[This message has been edited by astro (edited 08-23-2001).]

[Rattlesnake]

Originally posted by astro:
[B]
"Dime porque lloras de filicidad y porque te ahogas por la soledad de porque me tomas fuerte asi mis manos y tus pensamientos te van llevando". Ano ba iyon, Jimbo will translate it for us.
[B]

Tell me why you cry of happiness and why do you drown in loneliness. Hold my hands tight, my thoughts are with you, and they carry you through.

Bravo! Astro.


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Abu Ahas

[Kidd Sentencia]

Nag-post ako dito kanina ah...nasaan na? Nawalang parang bula, merong multo yata...hehehe.

Anyway, ayos lang yang yugto-yugtong kuwento mo, Astro.

Abu, yan ba ang natututunan mo sa TJ?...hehehe.

Kidd

[Rattlesnake]

hehehe, Kidd, pwede pa ba? Oy bakit wala ka chat, may tupada doon ah.

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Abu Ahas

[astro]

Jimbo, muchas gracias. Como estas?

Jimbo is really good in Spanish. He can teach us more of it in the later date. However, Jimbo I want to know the performance of your brownred. Have you test it already in the pit? What is the score?

Astro

[Kidd Sentencia]

From an email going around...hehehe.

25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications
4. It reduces complaints about low pay
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants
to hear
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter
8. It encourages carpooling
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work
11. It makes fellow employees look better
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar
17. It makes everyone more open with his or her ideas
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of
drinks
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

My friend told me he's sending it to his boss right away...hehehe. Thanks Tambak!

Kidd

[Kidd Sentencia]

I'd like to share with you some "funnies" that happened at the chat last night (UK time):

Do you know Kuya Cesar? The "fast-talking" fellow in the Philippine media/entertainment industry. A lunatic said last night "what if Kuya Cesar is your Tagapusta?"
Loooooooo....dieesssssss, isang minuto bago matapos. Aba eh hindi ka na matatalo nito...hehehe, tapos na sultada bago matapos ang isang tawag //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/lol.gif

Jennifer dropped by and had a little chat with us: GD, Jrtras, RSnake, Babam, Spangle, Rover, Maning, Cockle-doodle-doo, R, and __. I'll let Jrtras add more on that.

Then a "Jenifer" came in also. Huuuuu, jenifer...how are you?...hehehe.
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Join us at the chat...around after workday-hours in the East Coast and up to after same at the West...very early in PI. It's all chicken talk and lots of fun...you won't regret it, and may even get hooked to it. Hope it stays though...hehehe.

Kidd

[Rattlesnake]

Originally posted by astro:
Jimbo, muchas gracias. Como estas?

Jimbo is really good in Spanish. He can teach us more of it in the later date. However, Jimbo I want to know the performance of your brownred. Have you test it already in the pit? What is the score?

Astro
Thanks for the compliments Astro, just faking my spanish. Yes, my Brownred breed has been tested in what I consider Big Time level, Copperstate, Yuma Game Club, Qwartsite and Sibulla, all in Arizona. They hold their ground very well that's why they are still in my farm. %wise is about 85 within 15 years. Maybe luck? I don't know...
Cheers



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Abu Ahas

[Sundowner]

Ayos ang translation ni Abu Ahas. Aywan ko sabi ng Nanay ko may dugo naman daw kaming Castella pero hindi ako matutong mag salita ng Spanish. Ang katuthanan nga niyan e passing grade lang parati ang marka ko sa Spanish subject. Anyway, sabi nila noong hawak pa ng Spain ang Pinas, mas masahol daw dahil puro taxition w/o representation daw. At ang mga high officials, pag may nakursunadahan baygay sa taong bayan ay kinukuha na lang by force, pati babae. Kung sa bagay naka buti naman ang resulta at dumami ang mga pang international beauty na mga chicks at mga lalaking pogi. Pero ang pinaka magandang na inherit natin sa kanila ay ang sport na Sabong and of course the Catholic Religion. Kaya lang may mga negative effect din tayong minana sa kanila. Just imagine halos lahat na country (north America in particular) na na enfluence ng mga Spaniards ay hindi rin halos umunlad, dahil corrupt din ang government. Pero, hindi pa rin nawawala ang Sabong sa mga North American nations. Ang kagandahan ng system of government ng Pinas ngayon ay ang tinatawag na "democracy", pero "Banana Republic" pa rin being run by a bounch of brown Monkeys sabi ng mga puti. Anyway, siguro naman balang araw darating din ang wika nga equality, o kahit man lang improvement in quality of life. My opinion. Enroll na lang ako sa Chikoslobakyan language.. he he.

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Sonny

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[Sundowner]

Time for joke..May dalawang Sabongerong hindi nag kaintindihan sa pustahan at kamuntik ng mag patayan. Kainitan na ng Derby at sunod-sunod ang sultada. Kaliwa't kanan ang pusta ni Tambakol at medyo malaki ang dalang pera pang trabisiya. Kaya lang limang sunod-sunod na sala sa pag pili ng manok. Mapa llamado o mapa dihado ay sala pa rin. Pasok si Talisayin kalaban si Pula. Llamado si Talisayin, kaya bigay logro si Tambakol..sigaw looo diyiss.. Sahod si Talakitok at sampong daliri ang mustrang pa baba, di ten thausand pessos ang diga ni Talakitok kay Tambakol. Kasahan na at lalargahan na ang dalawang manok. Pasok naman itong si Mayari ng Pula at siya ang mag bibitaw.. Porki Big Timer itong may ari ng Pula, at medyo hindi kilala ang may-ari ng Talisayin, biglang nag contra barata ang pustahan. Tranta ngayon si Tambakol at kinakabahan ng husto dahil sa laki ng naipusta. Loo triss..lootriss agad ang sigaw para ma tabla lang ang pusta kay Talisayin. Sahod ngayon ang tropa ni Talakitok at bumaliktad, kay Talisayin naman sila ngayon. Sa madaling salita nag liparan ang dalwang manok at sigawan ang mga ta-o dahil parihong magaling at parihong smart. Nag karindihan ang laban at parihong grabi. Pero porki high breed si Pula at completo sa gamot, imported pa, tumoka muna ng dalwang sunod bago namatay. Si Talisayin naman ay tirik na ang mata noong karyohin ng Sentenciador. Laking tuwa ni Tambakol at may makukobra pa. Dito na nag umpisa ang gulo. Singilan at bayaran na ngayon. Walang alam itong si Talakitok na bumaliktad yong tropa niya at ipinusta yong bakas nila sa Talisayin. Kaya sisisingil nito si Tambakol doon sa unang diga, ayaw pumayag ni Tambakol dahil sumahod ng loo triss ang tropa mo sa akin, dapat bayaran muna nila ako..Ang problima ay talunan din pala ang trupa ni Talakitok at kulang ang ibabayad kay Tambakol. Kaya nagkahamonan ng suntukan. Sigi kung gusto ninyo ng away tutal palaban naman itong hinahamon n'yo. Doon tayo sa labas para hindi ma bulabog ang sabong. Bilis alis palabas si Tambakol at galit na galit. Sunod naman si Talakitok kasama yong dalwa'ng ka-bakas. Pinaligiran si Tambakol at Battle Royal na sana.. Biglang hinto si Tambakol. Sandali lang.. Puedi bang isa-isa lang muna? Kasi anim ka agad kayong mga kalaban ko, hindi naman yata parihas ang laban. Ay naku.. hali na nga kayo at balik na lang tayo sa loob, sabi ni Talkitok. Mabuti pang pumatol ako sa lasing, huwag lang sa taong duling..he.. he.. tapos. Have a nice weekend..


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Sonny

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[Galapong]

o Astro back to you, ituloy mo na ang kuwento mo..mukhang nag-weekend off ka ah..

Keep em game and fighting

Galapong

[RCERADOY]

Here's one good one mga pare ko.
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of
a vet's office.One is a poodle,one is a
schnauzer and the other is a great dane.The
poodle turns to the schnauzer and ask,"Why
are you here?" the schnauzer responds"I'm
17 years old.I don't see or hear well.I've
been having accidents in the house. my owner
said i'm too old and sick so he brought me
here to be put to sleep."The schnauzer asks
the poodle"Why are you here?" the poodle
responds,"I've not been my self lately.I've
been especially high strung.I've been barking
all the time.I've been snapping at people and
I even bit one of the neighbor's kid.Nobody
knows why this has been happening.My owner
says he can't risk me biting somebody else so
he brought me here to be put to sleep."
The poodle and the schnauzer asks the great
dane why he is here. The great dane responds,
"My owner is a beautiful model.Yesterday she
was walking around the house naked when she
suddenly bent down to pick up something she
dropped.She was bent over and naked when
nature took over and the next thing I know,
I've got my paws on her and I'm doing the
doggie thing.I couldn't help my self."
The poodle asks,So your owner brought you
here to be put to sleep?" The great dane
responds,"No,I'm just here to get my nails
trimmed."

'Til next time again......
Parehas

[Rattlesnake]

BACKSEAT DRIVER

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look friend, don't ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that an little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."


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Abu Ahas

[Rattlesnake]

Tawa naman diyan!

"Ang Asawa" 1st year masaya. After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".
After 10 years tanggalin ang S "awa na lang". Sa susunod na taon tanggalin
mong A "wa na!"

Americano umutot: EXCUSE ME!
Pag British naman: PARDON ME!
Pag Espanol: EXCUSAR POR QUE UTUTAR!
Pag Pinoy: Di ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot

USAPAN NG MATATANDA:
LOLA: make luv tayo
LOLO: sandali lang kukuha ako ng condom
LOLA: ****! di na ako mabubuntis!
LOLO: alam ko GAGA! may rayuma ang lawit ko di pwedi mabasa no!

ATENEO: gosh! i've lost my 8210!
LA SALLE: shocks! where's my 6210!
UST: help me naman, my 3310 is missing!
AMA: okinana, intaray da diay BRICK GAME kO!!!

Lovelines through the years
1950s-Iniirog kita.
1960s-Iniibig kita.
1970s-Minamahal kita.
1980s-I love you.
1990s-Tara sa kwarto.
2000s-Pwede na rito.

MRS: sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang; kung nakatalikod 16 lang, kung
sa kutis 22 lang. Bale total ay 56 sweetheart.

SPANISH TRANSLATION
RAPE - puerza a la puerta
RAPE WITH CONSENT - puerza a la puerta con gusto
HONEYMOON - preparazion con todo birada puerta la mama yiha yiha

B1: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?
B2: Sinipa yung punso!
B1: Bakit lumaki yung nguso ni Fe?
B2: Dinuraan yung punso. O pare saan ka pupunta?
B1: Ihi sa punso!

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary, British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinay wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife, German food, Chinese home and Pinoy salary!




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Abu Ahas

[EAA Indians]

Rattling Abu Ahas....the jokes are true and very funny. Kamusta na. Bumalik na si RA from Pinas. Puede na nating kunin ang Pinion. Tatawag ako. Sa Saturday or Sunday, baka nasa S Diego ako...paki email mo yung home phone mo. Baka mapadaan ako.

[Kidd Sentencia]

SHAKE IT OFF

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into an old well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the old well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down into the old well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing! He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!

Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less…

Author: unknown...

Kidd

[MattDunne]

A elderly Gent goes to the drug store to fill a perscription for Viagra. He said to the lady "Can you cut them in four please" She said" Why 4 they wont work properly" in which he replied "Girly Im way to old for sexI just want it to stick out far enough so that I Don't pee on my shoes"

[morila abe]

Guys how about this! going to america
SI DAN, TAGA-BICOL

Dumating si Dan sa Amerika sa tulong ng kanyang kumpare na
may kontak sa immigration sa Pilipinas. Medyo tagilid ang papeles niya
akaya masyado siyang
maingat (TNT baga). Ayaw man lang lumabas ng bahay si Dan kung hind kasama ang kanyang kumpare.E, minsan, nagsawa na ang kanyang kumpare sa kaaalalay kanya.Pareng
Dan," sabi ng kumpareng tinatago ang inis, "Heto ang susi ng kotse at
mga credit cards ko. Magshopping ka naman sa Mall para
malibang ka. Kung may problema ka, tawagan mo ako sa telepono.Papasok na ako sa opisina."
Dahil siguro sa hiya ni Dan, kahit nerbiyos na nerbiyos siya, sinubukan niyang lumabas. Tuwang-tuwa si Dan sa pamamasyal sa mall.
Nakapili siya ng mga damit na gusto niya. Ngunit pagdating sa cashier,biglang siyang nataranta at natakot. Tanong ng cashier, "Visa or Master Card?"Karipas si
Dan palabas dahit sa takot! "Aba, hinahanap ang visa ko!Baka nabisto na
ako! Syet!" Sakay kaagad siya sa kanyang kotse, at humarurot.
Kaso, halos wala ng gas ang sasakyan kaya huminto siya sa isang gas station.

Nang maglalagay na siya ng gas, biglang nagsalita ang cashier sa speaker,
"Sir, pay first, please." "Naku, patay! Papers daw!Hinahanap ang papers
ko!" Nagtatakbo si Dan sa mga eski-eskinita hanggang makakita siya ng pay phone. Patago-tago siyang lumapit sa pay phone(hingal)
"Kailangang matawagan ko si kumpare...para masundo niya ako rito" (hingal).Pagtaas niya
ng handle ng telepono, narinig niya, "AT&T how may I help you?" "Aba, anak ng
putakteh, alam na TNT ako! Buking na ako!" Pagbaba niya ngtelepono, mayAmerikanong nakatayo sa likod niya, tanong ba naman, "Are
youdone?" Napahandusay si Dan sa phone booth. Biglang bulalas, "Buray kan ina!,alam
pa ang pangalan ko!" Nagulat ang tisoy, "Hey, be cool, man!"
"Naku! Alam pa kung taga saan ako!"
"Is that your green car parked in the red zone?" Hihimatayin na si Danny
Boy! "Hinahanapan pa ako ng green card"!!!!!
Kaya sa matinding takot, nagpahuli na lang si Dan. Ngayon si Dan ay nasa Bicol na muli at binansagan na "Dan Balikbayan."

OK Ba??? Joke only " tawa naman diyan

[RCERADOY]

Top 14 humors of getting married:

Case 1
Getting married is like going to restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,you wish
you had ordered that.

Case 2
At the cocktail party,one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?The other replied,"Yes
I am.I married the wrong man.

Case 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.

Case 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man
losses his bachelor's degree and the woman
gets her master status.

Case 5
A little boy asked his father, "daddy, how
much it cost to get married?" The father
replied, "I don't know son,I'm still paying
for it".

Case 6
Young son: "Is it true dad,I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?".
Dad: "That happens in most countries son."

Case 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,and then it was too late."

Case 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give
and take;the husband gives the woman takes.

Case9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know
why. But when a ten-year married man looks
happy, we wonder why. Affair??

Case 10
Married life is very frustating.In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. I the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year
they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Case 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,"Yes,dear, but I was in love and I didn't notice it."

Case 12
A man inserted an ad in the classified:"Wife
wanted".The next day,he received hundreds of
letters.They all said the same thing,"You can
have mine."

Case 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or his wife is new.

Case 14
A woman was telling her friend:"It is I who made my husband a miilionaire."
And what was he before you married him?"
the friend asked.The woman replied,"A
multimillionaire."

Cheers,
Parehas

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[admon]

Palaisipan.... I don't have jokes today but I would like to tease your skills folks.

By using the following coins $0.25,$0.10 & $0.01. Problem: total amount should be $5.00 and the total number of coins is 100. Remember there is no five cents here. O post your sagot... albert

[victe]

Let the non-engineers solve this problem. I dont want to spoil the fun//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif

Hint:

Let X= the no. of 0.25 cents
Y= the no. of 0.10 cents
Z= the no. of 0.01 cents

then:

EQ. 1------ 0.25X + 0.10Y + 0.01Z = 5
EQ. 2------ X + Y + Z = 100

two equations three unknowns!

Hint # 2

use trial and error on the last two equation derived.

O mga Tatay kung di kaya, yung mga Jr. natin kaya nila yan kung di nagmanana sa iyo! he he he//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif

[victe]

Received from a text message:

Dying man:

A dying man said to his nurse: I want to kiss the Afgan flag before I die!

the nurse replied: I have it tatooed on my butt. The nurse removed her underwear

then the dying man kiss it and he said: Lady turn around so I can also kiss Bin Laden...//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif

[victe]

Admon,

I was about to give you the answer but I found out that this is a bad joke you send to our friendly cyberfriends, dont you know that you owe those who tried to solve your puzzle in vain? Me, Not much is wasted just about 3 minutes.


How can you satisfy a simplified expression:


24X + 9Y = 400

this is a trial and error approach. You simply tabulate 25x and 9Y by simply assigning 1 to 16 for 25X and 1 to 44 to 9Y then pair them to have exact total of 400.

My apology to cyberfriends for being a part of this.

tsirs!

victe

[astro]

Originally posted by victe:
Admon,

I was about to give you the answer but I found out that this is a bad joke you send to our friendly cyberfriends, dont you know that you owe those who tried to solve your puzzle in vain? Me, Not much is wasted just about 3 minutes.


How can you satisfy a simplified expression:


24X + 9Y = 400

this is a trial and error approach. You simply tabulate 25x and 9Y by simply assigning 1 to 16 for 25X and 1 to 44 to 9Y then pair them to have exact total of 400.

My apology to cyberfriends for being a part of this.

tsirs!

victe

The explanation of Victe's simplified equation are:

a) Multiply EQ. 1 by 100 with resulting equation as: 25x + 10y + z = 500 as EQ.3
b) Equate EQ. 3 and Eq.2 or simply subtract Eq.2 to Eq.3
25x + 10y + Z - 500 = X + Y + Z -100
and the resulting
Equation is 24X + 9Y - 400= 0
OR 24X + 9Y = 400

Astro

[admon]

seriously, I still don't get it. victe, I know you gonna laugh at me but this is my sons homework. Thanks for trying anyway. albert

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[victe]

Well, Its okay! I am just concern of precious time about to be wasted if I dont stop this one. Very deceiving, looks like solvable but as I have just proven and shown to you, its an ambigeuioueois (SP//sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif)one.

[astro]

Originally posted by victe:


Well, Its okay! I am just concern of precious time about to be wasted if I dont stop this one. Very deceiving, looks like solvable but as I have just proven and shown to you, its an ambigeuioueois (SP //sabong.com.ph/UbbNonCgi/smilies/biggrin.gif )one.




[This message has been edited by astro (edited 09-28-2001).]

[admon]

Well guys this is the closest I could get.

0.25 x 2 = .50
0.10 x 39= 3.90
0.01 x 59= 0.59
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100 $4.99
I don't think there is an exact answer on this.

[This message has been edited by admon (edited 09-28-2001).]

[pennie fabros]

you can't put together odd numbers to get a result of even number using all the four function of math.have a good day

pennie

[Pinolim]

Guys, thank you for the fun and the jokes!!!!

[Maning]

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.

As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".
She confirms and asks how he knew.
"Easy, you're always washing your hands."
She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."
Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing

Baka meron diyan mga anesthesiologist no hard feelings. HEHEHE.

[Pinolim]

When I started working in this hospital, I was the only male employee and it was always an awkward situation working among female co-employees, 19 of us in the department.My accent was still very thick and they accept me for what I am.
We were at our office lounge at lunchtime and everybody was talking about the opera they attended, talking about broadway shows,
talking about the "NUTCRACKER" one of the latest shows. There was one who mentioned"Poetry in Motion" was superb coz one of our officemates was one of the casts.
One of them asked me if I too attends oneof these shows, so I told them I watched the Tagalog version of Poetry in Motion.Then they asked me what was the tagalog version?
To this, I replied " Mga Puwit na kumikilos"
And they said, AAAAAAAhhhhhhh!@!!!!



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4got10cocker

[Kidd Sentencia]

All Souls' Day is coming up (Fiesta ng mga Dedo)...here's one dor 2 dor style:

Registered nurse si Maria sa States. Kasama nya ang kanyang ina na
>nagpagamot
>din doon. Namatay ang ina nito. Dahil sa kamahalan ng pamasahe pabalik
>sa
>Pilipinas, nagtipid si Maria. Pinauwi na lang niya ang kabaong ng
>kanyang ina na
>mag-isa.
>
>Pagdating ng kabaong, napansin ng mga kapamilya niya na dikit ang
>mukha sa
>salamin ng ataul. Nagkomento tuloy and isang anak, "Ay, naku! Tingnan
>mo 'yan...
>hindi sila marunong mag-ayos ng bangkay sa Amerika!"
>
>
>Upang ayusin ang itsura ng bangkay, binuksan ang kabaong. Aba! May
>sulat sa
>dibdid ng ina. Kinuha nila ito at binasa. Ang nilalaman ng liham na
>mula kay
>Maria:
>
>Mahal kong tatay at mga kapatid:
>
>Pasensya na kayo at hindi ko nasamahan ang nanay sa pag-uwi riyan sa
>Pilipinas
>dahil napakamahal ng pamasahe. Ang gastos ko pa lang sa kanya ay
>mahigit $1,000
>na. Ayoko nang isipin pa ang eksaktong halaga. Anyway, ipinadala ko
>kasama ni
>nanay ang mga sumusunod... Nasa likod ni nanay ang dalawampu't apat na
>karnenorte. And adidas na suot ni nanay ay para kay tatay. Ang limang
>pares ng
>de-goma ay nasa loob ng dalawang asul na Jansport na backpack na
>inuunan ni
>nanay. Tig-iisa kayo.
>
>Ang iba't-ibang klase ng tsokolate at candy ay nasa puetan ni nanay.
>Para sa mga
>bata ito. Bahala na kayong magparte-parte. Sana'y hindi matunaw ang
>mga ito.
>
>Ang pokemon stuffed toy na yapos-yapos ni nanay ay para sa bunso ni
>ate. Gift ko
>sa first birthday ng bata. Ang itim na Esprit bag ay para kay Nene,
>Ate, nasa
>loob ng bag ang pictures ni inay, japanese version ng pokemon trading
>cards at
>stickers.
>
>Suot ni nanay ang tatlong Ralph Lauren, apat na Gap at dalawang Old
>Navy
>t-shirts. Ang isa ay para kay Kuya at tig-iisa ang mga pamangkin ko.
>Maisusuot
>ninyo ang mga iyan sa fiesta.
>
>Suot din ni inay ang anim na panty hose at tatlong warmer para sa mga
>dalaga
>kong pamangkin. Isuot nyo sa party.
>
>May isang dosenang NBA caps sa may paanan ni nanay. Para sa inyo,
>itay, kuya,
>dikong, Tiyo Romy. Bigyan nyo na rin ng tig-isa 'yung mga pamangkin ko
>at 'yong
>isa ay kay Pareng Tulume.
>
>Ang tigdadalawang pares ng Nike wristband at knee caps na suot-suot
>din ni nanay
>ay para sa mga anak mo, diko, na nagbabasketball.
>
>Tigdadalawang ream ng Marlboro green at Winston lights ang nasa
>pagitan ng mga
>hita ni nanay.
>
>Apat na jar ng Skippy Peanut Butter, dalawang dishwashing liquid,
>isang Kiwi
>glass cleaner at tig-aanim na Colgate at Aqua Fresh ang nakasiksik sa
>kilikili
>ni nanay. Hati-hati na kayo, huwag mag-aagawan.
>
>Isang dosenang Wonder bra na gustong-gusto ni Tiya Iska, suot-suot din
>ni nanay.
>Alam kong inaasam-asam nyo 'yan, tiya.
>
>Ang Rolex na bilin-bilin mo tatay, suot-suot ni nanay. Kunin mo agad,
>tatay.
>
>Ang hikaw, singsing at kuwintas (na may nakakabit pang anim na nail
>cutters) na
>gustong-gusto mo, ditse, ay suot-suot din ni nanay. Kunin mo na rin
>agad, ditse.
>
>Isang Ray Ban ladies sunglass na pabirthday ko kay Ninang Berta, hindi
>ko ba
>pinasuot kay nanay. Isiniksik ko na lang sa may bandang ulunan ni
>nanay. Nasa
>pink na plastik na maliit.
>
>Mga Chanel at Champion na medyas, suot-suot din ni nanay. Tig-iisa
>kayo, mga
>pamangkin ko.
>
>Mga pampers, panty liners, cotton buds, cotton balls, table napkins at
>mga
>scotch brite na may foam ay natatakpan ng mga puting bath
>towels...'yon bale ang
>pinangkutson ko sa kabaong ni nanay. Marami-rami rin iyon. Parte-parte
>rin kayo.
>
>Marami pa akong ipinagsisiksik kung saan-saang parte gaya ng cafe,
>coffee
>creamer, ilang vienna sausage na de lata, barbie dolls, toothbrush,
>paper cups,
>plastic spoon and pork, paper at styro foam plates, perfume, cologne,
>ballpens,
>stationeries, envelopes, bar soaps,match box toys, used t-shirts, hand
>towels,
>CD. VHS tapes, padlock, tools gaya ng screw driver, plais, long nose,
>atbp. Na
>hindi ko na na-itemize dahil nagmamadali ako.
>
>Marami pa sana akong ipaglalalagay kaya lang, baka mag-excess at si
>nanay pa ang
>maiwan.
>
>Basta parte-parte kayo, tatay, kuya, ate, dikong, ditse. Para sa inyo
>lahat ito.
>
>Bahala na kayo kay nanay. Pamimisahan ko na lang siya rito. Balitaan
>ninyo na
>lang ako pagkatapos ng libing.
>
>Paki-double check ang lista kung walang nawala sa mga ipinadala ko.
>
>
>Nagmamahal,
>
>Maria
>
>
>P.S. Pakibihisan ninyo agad si Nanay!
**

[Sundowner]

Good post Kidd, isa pa nga para sa long Weekend.

Zhee...irs,

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Sonny

[RCERADOY]

Pareng Kidd,
Saan mo nahukay na libingan itong kwento mo?
Okey pare,tanong nga ng tanong itong mga puti
kong kasama sa trabaho at ngisi ako ng
ngisi habang binabasa ko ang joke mo...
Cheers,
Parehas

[Maning]

This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive farting, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it. So the Doctor took down all of her medical history, a process that took quite a while.
At the end, the woman says, "You see, Doctor, while I've been sitting here talking to you I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell."

At this point, the Doctor scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the woman. "What's this?" she asked, "some pills?"

"No", replied the Doctor, "that is a prescription for a hearing aid; come in next week, and we will operate on your nose."

[admon]

This happened in the former office of G.Bush.

An old lady ride in the elevator and asked one the young lady. Hmmm what perpume is that? The young lady replied "that's channel $110 per oz." then another floor up she asked another lady the same question and this lady said " that's Oscar de Laurenta" $120 per oz. then when the old lady reached her floor, she stepped out of the elevator and bend and made a big fart! and said "that's broccoli 0.45 cents per pound!

[Pinolim]

Kidd naman, pati ba patay eh isasangkot mo pa sa kabulastugan!!! Pag nagbangon iyong patay, ikaw ang unang hahawakan noon.
I enjoyed reading that one, kid!!! Typical Pinoy!!! Sariling atin!!!

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4got10cocker

[Kidd Sentencia]

Sundowner, Parehas & Pinolim, hehehe...siempre pasa lang sa akin yan; pasa din sa mga good-humored CFs...hehehe.

Kidd

[This message has been edited by Kidd Sentencia (edited 10-07-2001).]

[Oplod]

Noong Vice-Presidente palang si Erap, ay nag attend ng isang ball. Noong masaya na ang sayawan, may isang napuna si Erap na naka luminous white gown ay hindi sumasayaw. "shall we dance?" tanong ni Erap. "hindi ako sumasayaw" ang sagot. "sige na! hindi mo ako kilala?". Bigyan kita ng tatlong reason bakit hindi ako sasayaw:
una talagang hindi ako sasayaw.
ikalawa lasing ka na
ikatlo-hindi mo ako kilala- si Cardinal Sin.

-Oplod-

[Pinolim]

In the days of not so long ago,future Doctors after taking the medical board exams are required to serve a 6 month rural community service stint. In one the departmental rotations, this future doctor was in family planning and was explaining to the couple Delfin &NOra about contraception and child spacing.One of the gov't. supplies was a spermicidal ointment rubbed to the erect penis before lovemaking.This future Doctor was explaining in Tagalog(mahirap ang Englis sa bayan)"Bago kayo mag kuwan(parang vulgar naman daw kung sabihin niyang can2t), ipahid mo ito sa kanyang nakatayong....(vulgar naman kung sabihin nyang TT) ipahid sa kanyang Organ, ipahid mo nang maigi, sabi niya kay NOra." Tinanong silang dalawa NOra at Delfin kung naintindihan, sabi nila"Oo, madali lang naman pala angfamilyplanning,eh,ipahid lang sa organ."4months after malaki na ang tiyan ni Nora, balik kay Doctor, sinisisi si Doctor na walang epek ang gamot, nabuntis siya, sa mantalang sinunod naman nila ang instruction.
Tanong ni Doctor" nakatayo ba ang organ nang ipahid mo?" Sabi ni Nora, " Aba Oo, palagi namang nakatayo, eh, kaya lang nang panahong
iyon wala pa kaming Organ, kaya sa Piano ko pinapahid. Nang may Organ na kami sa organ ko naman pinapahid."
Ano ba ang pagkakamali, Doctor???

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4got10cocker

[BattleGear]

Kicking The Chickens
>
> Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one morning.
>
> The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny's
> way. In
> a temper tantrum he started running after them and kicking them. His
> mother caught him kicking the chickens, and said, "That's it! No eggs
> for you for one month!"
>
> Later that afternoon, Johnny was playing in the pasture, and soon
> started chasing the cattle and kicking them with his feet. His mother
> again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No milk
> for you for one month!"
>
> Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner in the kitchen
> when his father came in from the barn. As he closed the door the
> barnyard *****cat slipped into the kitchen. Johnny's father gave the cat a
> kick back outside.
>
> Little Johnny looked at his mother and said "Are you going to tell him,
> Mommy, or do you want me to?"

[Kidd Sentencia]

Good one, BG...masakit na parusa yan...kawawa si mariang P!

hehehe,

Kidd

[silverado]

si KID ikinasal,ang BESTMAN yung kapatid.after a month nagkita sila nung kapatid niya.tanong ng kapatid:kumusta ang bagong kasal bata?sagot ni KID:masyadong inosente ang aking napangasawa dahil unan lang hindi alam gamitin.bakit?tanong ng kapatid.sagot ni KID:eh sa puwet nilalagay yung unan!KID,ikaw pala ang inosente!hahaha!

[Kidd Sentencia]

I know this is a waste of my time, but Silverado is very laughable...a big joke himself. Look what he is trying to do...hahaha!

Kidd

[silverado]

KID, hindi lang ako ang gumagawa nito sa iyo nito kundi si prophet,jet and wannabecocker.four out of four ain't bad my man.now,i know you're goin to say next that we are just one person with different handle.i believe you the first time you use that argument but not anymore.i know the truth already!

[Kidd Sentencia]

eh anong mga pangalan ninyo? hehehe...

Kidd

[astro]

Hello, I am here again medyo nakatulog si Astro sa pansitan kaya nawala sa scene for some time. Nice mga kueto and jokes as shown above. May short kuento is about my Lolo Bosyo during his teens na mahilig magdalo ng party, sayawan sa kasalan at fiesta sa Probinsya. Okay simulan ko na and kuento " One scene sa isang sayawan sa isang fieta ng Baryo San Roue sa probinsya si Lolo ay nagdalo para makipagsayaw ay siempre para mag-spat ng isang damags na tsikas. Ang kanyang sout na damig ay puting pantaloon na bagong planza, so kitang kita ang plegis. Sa kalagignaan ng sayawan si Lolo Bosyo ay mayroon natipuan na isang dalagingding na damags at isinayaw niya ito. So sarap ang sayaw ni Lolo sa tsikas na type niya na sweet pa naman ang tugtog ng Orchestra. Bago matapos ang sayaw nila mayroon dalwang aso na naghabulan at papunta sa lugar ni Lolo ang asong hinahabol, iyon pala ay kayang alaga na sumunod sa kanya pero ang kaso putikan ang aso na iyon at naputikan ang kanyang pantaloon na puti. Sa galit ay nag-mura siya na di niya mapigilan, para masindak niya ang tsikas na kasayaw niya ay nag-ingles siya ng ganiri " Gaddimet that asosasyon bangabol my pantality" Gulat si tsikas ang galing pala ni Lolo ng English. Kaso nagtawanan ang mga tao sa sawayan sa English ni Lolo. Tanong ng Tsikas kay Lolo, bakit sila nagtatawanan? Sabi ni Lolo siguro hindi nila naintindihan ang English kasi malalim iyon.Bakit tanong ng Tsikas. Kasi wala sa dictionary iyon. Hehehehe. Kidd, Oplod,Parehas,Llamadista and CFs kayo naman.

Astro

[felisa]

Hello my friends, Peace and fun. I don't if somebody did this one already for i lost this joke and i just recovered it last night. Just bear with it plis. talagang ilongo gid. Ok ready set. A priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't fint it no lmatterhow many times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the Church stood up! "No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the Church stood yp. "No, no no what i mean is ... has anyone senn MY cock?" All the nuns stood up! Again peace, and let us all be cockers and stay game. thanks.

[Kidd Sentencia]

Some sensored...hehehe, grin and beer it!

1. What is the leading cause of death with
lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls.
2. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors
3.
4. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
5.
6.
7. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey
8. What is the ultimate rejection?
Answer: When your mas___bating and your hand falls asleep
9. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
10. What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it
11. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
Answer: A b___ job with handle bars
12. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
Answer: A mobile sperm bank.
13.
14.
15. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
Answer: A cherry float.
16. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Answer: Beat IT - we're closed.
18. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
19. What's the difference between sin and shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
20. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
21. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Answer: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
22. Why is air a lot like sex?
Answer: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
24. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
Answer: He heard the snow blower coming.
25. Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
Answer: She's withholding evidence
26. What's the difference between light and hard?
Answer. You can sleep with a light on.
27. Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
29. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.

[RCERADOY]

Why I fired my secretary....
Last month was my 45th birthday, and I was'nt
feeling too hot that morning anyway.I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
and say "Happy Birthday",and probably have
a present for me.She did'nt even say "Good
Morning",let alone any "Happy Birthday,
well that's wives for you.The children will
will remember.
The children came into breakfast and did'nt said a word.When I started for the office I
was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walk into my office, my secretary,Janet
said"Good morning Boss,happy birthday."And I
felt better,someone had remembered.I worked
until noon.Then,Janet knocked on my door and
said,"You know,it's such a beautiful day
outside and it's your birthday,let's go to
lunch,just you and me."I said,"By George,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go."
We went to lunch.We did'nt go where we
normally go.We went out into a country to a
little private place.We had two martinis and
enjojed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office,she said,"You
know,it's such a beautiful day.We don't need
to go back to the office,do we?" I said, "No,
I guess not.She said,"Let's go to my
apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go
into the bedroom and slip into something
more comfortable." "Sure,"I excitedly reply.
She went into the bedroom and in about six
minutes,she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife children and dozen
of our friends.All were singing Happy
Birthday...and there on the couch I sat....
naked.

[Kidd Sentencia]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total,"
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile
for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious
state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" , asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."

"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."

[pennie fabros]

TAGLISH IN DIE
thing none knew see in die, who bought who bad, the hill key none thought see in die, last fog see in die.

thing none knew see who one,tea knee tea gas sun, the hill see in die, who bought who bad,bull bull eye money piece.

in knee love as knee who one, dean act money ni in die, key knee league see who one, the hill be not tea knee in die, knee love as sun see who one, bee thin see in die.

kanta ni whitney houston - in die ng buhay ko



[This message has been edited by pennie fabros (edited 10-29-2001).]

[Kidd Sentencia]

pennie thaw wham oh act oh...hehehe!

Kidd

[victe]

Par rung A mere can No?