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    Hey fellas i posted 2 more let me know whether y'all see em or not. Thx

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    This is the place for Jokes, bulshiiiiiittt, discussions , and what ever. Go on with IT.

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    Old man was workin on his farm one day and along comes a game warden. The young warden makes a little small talk as the old man keeps workin and then the warden proceeds to tell the farmer that he is trackin a bear and is gonna walk on the old man's farm for the day. The farmer tells the young man thats more than fine just when u get to that very last pasture back their don't go inside that gate. The warden tells the old man sir I have to try to comb as much of this place as I can or its a blown mission. Then the old man repeats himself about not goin in that back pasture and the warden pulls out his badge and says, "Sir do you see this badge?" "This badge says that I can go any damn where on your property that I please and thats what I'm gonna do!" The old man said "Well you go wherever you want son." The warden walks around out front for a while trackin then makes his way towards the back of the property. After about an hour the old man thinks that he may go take a peak and see what the young warden is into. He gets within sight of the back pasture and The old mans biggest bull is running the warden across the pasture and he's right on his heels and closing in fast. The warden bellars out; "HELP ME! HELP ME! GET EEEM OFF OF ME!

    The farmer shakes his head while in a big laugh he yells out; " SHOW EM YEE FOOKIN BADGE!"
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    Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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    The Sheriff down in Layfayette called Thibodeaux into his office.
    "We have reports of an illegal cock fighting ring here in Jefferson Parrish, go down there tonight and see what's going on." Said the Sheriff
    So that evening Thibodeaux put on his street clothes and headed out to the location. He watched and took careful notes.
    The next morning he reported back to the Sheriff.
    "Deys three groups involved in the cock fights. De Texas Aggies. De cajuns, and de mafia," said Thibodeaux proudly.
    "We have been trying to crack this thing for 3 months. How did you figure it out in one night?" Exclaimed the Sheriff.
    "Well, it's simple really. I knew dem Aggies wuz involved when someone entered a duck into a cock fight. I knew de Cajuns wuz involved when someone bet on de duck. I knew de mafia was involved when de duck won."

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    A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
    He turns to her and says,
    "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.
    "What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
    "That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
    "I switched cocks," he replies.
    "What a coincidence," she said.

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    3 Friends walked in the red zone and behind one off the Windows sit a perfect hooker. They standing in the front off the window but she dont give any atention. Than one off the boys knocked on the window and ask HOW Much , 50 dollars says the hooker. That boy answerd THAT'S NOT Expensive for double glass.

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    A chicken peddler and some off is Friends sitting in a bar in Florida. Than a stranger walks in the bar sit down next the peddler and start a discussion with im. The peddler dont like IT because hes gonna lose the discussion. Some off is Friends run behind the bar and asking the bouncher to kick out the stranger. The bouncher didn't understand whats going on but he kick out the stranger from the bar. The peddler laughing loud and spit on the stranger when he lay down on the street. Than straight from the sky thunder and lightning came down and kulled the peddler. The stranger standing up and walk to is car and drives away. He never returns to that bar again. Cigar deleted me from sabong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White thai View Post
    A chicken peddler and some off is Friends sitting in a bar in Florida. Than a stranger walks in the bar sit down next the peddler and start a discussion with im. The peddler dont like IT because hes gonna lose the discussion. Some off is Friends run behind the bar and asking the bouncher to kick out the stranger. The bouncher didn't understand whats going on but he kick out the stranger from the bar. The peddler laughing loud and spit on the stranger when he lay down on the street. Than straight from the sky thunder and lightning came down and kulled the peddler. The stranger standing up and walk to is car and drives away. He never returns to that bar again. Cigar deleted me from sabong.
    Don't keep asking Cigar to delete you unless you really mean it. He just might grant you your wish.. LOL...

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBghFgvA70E



    -attack chicken, spider and and mosquito repellent-

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    LOL, that reminds me of a buddy of mine Ive not seen in a while.He taught me a lot about gamefowl . I bought quite a few off of him in the mid 90s and he gave me an old one legged Claret that had lost its leg just above the spur. He met Penny and said the old Claret would crow across the line every time. Wish I still had that old line of Clarets. Anyway he was about 10+ years older than me and told me when he was a boy he had to walk home form the bus stop passed a big goose every day.LOL, he said he was scared to death of that damn goose and it never failed to get after him and chase him a good ways home. People sure don't seem to visit like they use to , everybody is in a hurry now days. Also people seem kinda strange when you do see somebody in person now that email and text has become so big of a thing.Wish I had more time to go by and visit some old friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Sanchez View Post
    Don't keep asking Cigar to delete you unless you really mean it. He just might grant you your wish.. LOL...
    Did White Thai get booted ? Not seen him on here today what little time Ive been on here.

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    Last edited by FILAMEX; January 16th, 2019 at 11:56 AM.

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