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    [IMG]A family is having dinner at the*table one evening when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?” The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering, “Well my son, a woman goes through three phases in life. In her 20s, her*breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they become*like pears – still nice but hanging a bit. But after 50, her breasts become*like onions.” The son is confused and asks, “Onions?” The father replies, “Yes – you see them and they make you cry.” The wife and daughter are really annoyed by what their father has said, so the daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of penises*are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well honey, a man also goes through three phases in life too. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty, strong and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it becomes more like a birch – flexible but reliable. But after 50, it’s like a Christmas tree.” The daughter laughs and asks, “A Christmas tree?” The mother replies, “Yes, dear. Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”[/IMG]

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    [IMG]“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.”[/IMG]

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    Man that's messed up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Looking for a gaffer? I’m available with my one knife fits all!


    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1837...9548715414983/

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    Ok we know who the trolls are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaffer View Post
    Ok we know who the trolls are.
    When you say trolls... that s on the end makes it plural so I'm assuming you are talking about him and Mhardy correct? Cuz I've definitely not trolled nothin lol

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    Maybe. Tai is fake. Best separate yourself from him.

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    That's just it me and Thai have no ties that's what I've been sayin to you for about hour now... and if u would read any of my posts you would see that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauvoo View Post
    That's the best one to date. Have a good weekend.

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    Haha! No doubt! God speed for the blue ribbons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Sanchez View Post
    That's the best one to date. Have a good weekend.
    Give HeavyD the credit, he sent it to me. I thought it was very fitting.

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    2397B4D0-709B-4923-8133-0BFD854754E8.jpg — “That’s right this is my first one & im just getting started”


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    Quote Originally Posted by White thai View Post
    I Think this thread can be deleted.
    I think you should be deleted... you spew more bullsh!t on this site than any tree hugger ever has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White thai View Post
    Stay on topic. And only chicken stuff.
    You never talk gamefowl..... you're not even a clever troll that we can get a chuckle out of you are just a cancer here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White thai View Post
    Your only talking about football Boss. I Think you are on the wrong place.
    Yea the longer they leave you lingering in here the more I think you are right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLF2.0 View Post
    You never talk gamefowl..... you're not even a clever troll that we can get a chuckle out of you are just a cancer here.
    . JLF, wt has not added one bit of useful information sinse he has been on this sight. Most of them he sounds like he's nuts or on an acid trip. And he comments his mumbo jumbo on nearly every thread. He is a cancer to this sight. No useful info at all.

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    Agreed.. we have to keep what few things we have left pertaining to gamefowl strong and operating like a top. Its time for the moderators to trim the fat.

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